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gumbymyk wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:56 pm
 Haha... "wrestle you for it"... Told my 3 year old if he didn't take a nap he could go to jail for resisting a rest.
:lol: hahaha i'm dead
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods.
But it's harder to deter gents.

Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
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gumbymyk wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:56 pm
 Haha... "wrestle you for it"... Told my 3 year old if he didn't take a nap he could go to jail for resisting a rest.

:D :D
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What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek?

If we stick together, we can stop all this shit!


Yay! My first contribution to fart town is a 💩 joke :)
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highvibrationchick wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:35 am
 What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek?

If we stick together, we can stop all this shit!


Yay! My first contribution to fart town is a 💩 joke :)
:lol: welcome, highvibrationchick!
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