Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:46 pm
What are some good dad jokes?
Also, is there such a thing as a mom joke?
Also, is there such a thing as a mom joke?
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Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:58 pm
knock knock
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:00 pm
who's there
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:07 pm
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:09 pm
who's there who -_-mikeoftheeast wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:07 pmwho's there
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:13 pm
Why do the ships in the Norwegian navy have bar codes?
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:14 pm
So when they get into port they can Scandinavian. 
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:31 pm
Haha gumbymyk that's a great one!
What did the hippie lifeguard say to the drowning swimmer?
"You're too faaaar out maaaaan"
What did the hippie lifeguard say to the drowning swimmer?
"You're too faaaar out maaaaan"
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:49 pm
in my experience, whereas dads tend to troll food service and retail workers for the dads' own amusement, moms troll their kids in order to keep them well-behaved. i.e. "if you keep making that face, it's gonna get stuck like that forever!"
my mom's best mom joke was when she cut my pacifier in half in order to wean me off it but just shrugged and told me "it broke." joke's on her though - i never did learn to stop crying all the time
edit: example of situational dad joke
server (after family has asked for the bill but they haven't finished eating everything): "you wanna box for that?"
dad: "no thanks but i'll wrestle you for it"
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:56 pm
Haha... "wrestle you for it"... Told my 3 year old if he didn't take a nap he could go to jail for resisting a rest.